And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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