Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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