New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Randomize
