the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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