is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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