Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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