he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Operation Purity has been aborted
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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