Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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