I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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