I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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