doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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