Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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