I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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