The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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