are you still at the devil's house?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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