maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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