My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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