I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
