Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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