Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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