I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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