She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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