How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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