i just wanna soil my oats bro
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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