Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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