i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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