This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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