kristin has been a bad kristin
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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