My sheets look like a crime scene.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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