One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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