I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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