5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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