I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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