I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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