Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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