Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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