why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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