i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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