his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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