I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
