i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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