If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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