Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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