Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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