Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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