I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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