...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think my vagina is haunted
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Randomize
