You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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