I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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