whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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