only if we run a train.
done.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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