Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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