Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
