but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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