Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Terrible idea I love it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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