Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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