i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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