can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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